Corny Jokes

Corny Jokes

Corny Jokes

As you can see in the picture, I am very serious about my Corny Jokes !
I'm going to share a few of my favorites with you and I'm sure you will laugh, either because you truly think they are funny (like I do), or you just have to laugh at the people who think something so corny is actually funny. But one way or the other, you're gonna laugh!

O - kaaay 🐒🐒🐒  Some of the funniest jokes ever are the elephant jokes which were popular back in the day. If you don't see the humor in these, I would have serious concerns about.you. Okay. Here goes. 

1. Q. How do you fit 6 elephants

in a Volkswagon?

A. 3 in the front and 3 in the back !!!!!

2. Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

A. Here come the elephants !!!

3. What did he say when he saw them coming with sunglasses on?

A. Nothing !  He didn't recognize them, they were wearing sunglasses!!!!) 

There are a lot more, but I'm gonna change the subject.

4. Q. How do you call a duck that's hard of hearing?

A. 🖑 !!! HERE DUCK !!! 🖐 !!!!  😂😂😃😃

5. Q. What did the wabbit say when he was caught in the wefwidgerwaiter?

A. This is a westinghouse isn't it?

And what does any of this have to do with God?  Well, He created us with a sense of humor !  Too often I see Christians who never smile, never tell or listen to a joke. I may be corny, but I think the jokes I just told are hilarious !   And there are so MANY other things in God's creation that are funny.  Have you ever watched a crab walk (or run)?  They go sideways !  Have you ever watched a monkey play ?  His antics are hilarious !  How about your own puppies?  Tell me you haven't laughed as they discover the world around them.  When babies find their toes, there's nothing more amusing. And when they giggle, it's absolutely contagious !!!  God MEANT for us to laugh !  He MEANT for us to be amused !  Else why would He have created SO MANY amusing things?  I love that He loves to hear us laugh and giggle !  Even the sound of someone else laughing can cause us to burst out in a fit of laughter.  Just as we can cry together, we can laugh together !  Isn't that amazing?  Isn't God amazing? He thought out every little detail.  I can't even imagine a world without laughter.  Can you?  If you haven't laughed in a while, then PLEASE do it now !  Look down at your toes and wiggle them.  And keep wiggling them until they begin to look funny just down there wiggling.  What are they up to? Why are they wiggling anyway?  Are they excited?  Do they think they are going somewhere?  Use your imagination. Next thing you know, you'll begin to chuckle. If not at your toes, then at yourself for doing something so silly. Go ahead.  The laughter is there. I know. Because God put it there. He designed us that way. And I, for one, am so very glad He did !!